MrZaKaRiA

Bio

• 👋 Hi, I’m @MrZaKaRiA founder of MrZaKaRiA SOLUTIONS
• 👀 I’m interested in technology, Open source, Web design and Programming
• 🌱 I’m currently learning Blockchain
• 🫡 Currently using VoidLinux & dwm as my daily driver besides Debian & macOS
• 💞️ I’m looking to collaborate on web development

Contact

• 📫 Reach me Here: me@mrzakaria.com - X - Instagram - GitHub - LinkedIn - Telegram - WhatsApp

Website

• 🤩 Take a look at my website for hiring or consulting: mrzakaria.com

Interests

The Enigmatic Code Wizard

<?php

class MrZaKaRiA {
    private $name = "MrZaKaRiA";
    private $skills = [
        "coding" => ["PHP", "JavaScript", "Python"],
        "magic" => ["making bugs disappear"],
        "humor" => ["creating laughter-induced syntax errors"],
        "specialty" => "turning coffee into code"
    ];

    public function getBio() {
        return "Greetings! I am $this->name, the enigmatic Code Wizard. " .
            "My skills include " . implode(", ", $this->skills['coding']) . ". " .
            "I specialize in " . $this->skills['specialty'] . ". " .
            "Beware, my magic of " . implode(", ", $this->skills['magic']) . " can surprise you!";
    }

    public function generateLaughter() {
        $jokes = [
            "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!",
            "What’s a computer's favorite beat? An algo-rhythm!",
            "Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!",
            "What does a coder do when he gets cold? He puts on a Java jacket!"
        ];

        return $jokes[array_rand($jokes)];
    }
}

$wizard = new MrZaKaRiA();
echo $wizard->getBio();
echo "\n\nHere's a joke for you:\n";
echo $wizard->generateLaughter();

?>

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